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12.06.2025 03:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

China consumer prices slump again, deepening deflation worries as demand stays weak - CNBC

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

An 'invisible threat': Swarm of hidden 'city killer' asteroids around Venus could one day collide with Earth, simulations show - Live Science

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What if the Big Bang wasn’t the beginning? Our research suggests it may have taken place inside a black hole - The Conversation

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

End of an Era: Landsat 7 Decommissioned After 25 Years of Earth Observation - USGS (.gov)

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

PlayStation State of Play June 2025: Everything Announced - IGN

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Million-Dollar Project Aims to Expose Bad Medical Research - Gizmodo

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

If a non-LGBT man (of any age) from a Western country attracts far more mosquitoes than potential dates, what does that say about him?